ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Come see our sink grown plant.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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