idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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