bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you would pick up someone in the library
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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