You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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