I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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