Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
