Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Your tits are I can't wait for
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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