i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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