Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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