You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Edward fifth and chaser hands
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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