Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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