ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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