I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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