PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
It's blow job season.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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