I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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