Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Couch. On fire.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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