dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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