i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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