can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
