So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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