Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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