The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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