You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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