The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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