I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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