my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
So. Much. Porn.
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