My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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