I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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