we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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