I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
