Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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