Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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