grandma shit on top of the toilet
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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