I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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