he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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