ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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