So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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