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am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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