What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
my shit smells like andre
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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