Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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