In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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