Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
why do cheetos always look like penises
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
