I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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