So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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