Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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