So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I checked into jail on foursquare
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
that may or may not have been my penis.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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