If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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