is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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