Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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