that's an acceptable place to lick
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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