Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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