Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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