He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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